Ambimama - India

The Audio release for Sivaji is on April 2., 2007.

The complete secret behind Sivaji and the hype behind release sand publicity is boring.

Compare this with Vijay TV’s coverage of Audi Release of Maya Kannadi, with all VIP directors praising Cheran the director and handling the dialogue, screenplay and songs.

All the VIP film stars participated on the occasion and praised Cheran who rose from rags to riches. He was once the Assistant Director of K.S.Ravukumar!

Cheran himself speaking on the occasion spoke about the film being the myth between realism in real life and reel life.

The film is for youth, dreams and innocent Tamil people cinema mad people.

The trailer is too good. Isai Gyani Ilayaraja spoke very well. He said Cheran shows cinema to cinema people who suffer a lot and the Director part is the most difficult.

You need publicity for good things and not secret and guesswork for a movie to be a hit.

Hats off to Cheran.

Meanwhile rumours are around Sivaji may be released in May1.

I do not like to make fun of a community as a whole.

But the Sardarji people do not mistake being made fun of.
Like people in Thanjavur or Tamilnadu. There are many jokes unshared with the World and now is the time to share them

In fact they like that. This is the reason for their success in any part of the World in business and administration, defence and or physical work.

Sardarji jokes are famous like the ones from Poland and many places, which are light-hearted, loving but do not take it serious when it matters!

Now people who like fun and made fun of (sure not in American sense but pure English language, where fun means humour)

All of us like the “Lucky” in Lage Raho.

And what a show by Lucky (Boman Irani) and Munna the Gandhigiri Professor in KBC!

Now to Sardarji jokes (This again is forward mail from my friend)
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1.) 2 unemployed sardars in U.K saw a poster at a police station : “ 2 WHITE MEN WANTED FOR RAPE “ 1 sardarji says to other , “ Bloody whites always get the best jobs “

2.) One day sardar had a dream, that some one killed him. Next day he cleared his bank account .U KNOW WHY? B’ coz in bank it was written “ WE MAKE YOUR DREAM COME TRUE”

3.) Sardarji: In my dreams, rats play football every night. Dr: Take this medicine from tonight. Sardar : Can I start from tomorrow…. B coz tonight final !!!!!!!!”

4.) Sardar wins 10 crores from a lottery ticket. Dealer gives 7 cr after deducting tax . Angry sardar :” Give me 10 cr , Otherwise give my 20 rupees back “

5.) Interviewer : What is your qualification ? . Sardar : Sir , I am Ph.d…..Interviewer : What do you mean by Ph.d ? . Sardar : (smiling ) Passed High school with Difficulty”

6) What is common between: Krishna , Ram , Gandhiji & Jesus……? Sardarji replied, “ All are bore on Government Holidays,”

7)Sardar was sitting in beach. An American : are you relaxing ? Sardar : I am ram singh. Another American : Are you relaxing ? Sardar : No I am ram singh.

Sardar left the place in anger. Then sardar asks one American lying nearby , r u relaxing ? American : Yes , Sardar gives a slap and says “ ALL ARE SEARCHING FOR YOU AND YOU ARE LYING HERE “ !

8) Two sardar - bank lootne gaye par gun bhool gaye , phir bhi bank loot liya . Kaise?
After all manager bhi sardar tha .Bola gun kal dikha jana !

9 ) Sardar had twins . He named Tara & Sitara . Again Twins . He named Peter & Repeater . Again Twins . He named Max & Climax. Again twins….He named Tired & Retired……. .

10 ) What is the best thing about Babies ? Sardar: HMMM…MAKING THEM………

11 ) Sardar was watching a porn movie . He saw his wife in the film. After the film ended he said “ Thank god it was just a movie “!!
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See the hidden and real humour by whcih the clever person in the world will be impressed. Like the English movie “STIR CRAZY”!
Hats of to West Humour and Best Humour by Singh’s

My mother tongue is Hindi though I am by birth from Thanjavur district in Tamilnadu.
It is because of transfer to Mumbai (Bombay then) of my father due to promotion.

So I had my schooling and first year in College in Mumbai. Tamil and Marathi were second and third languages. Of course English was the first Language.

But I had a passion for Tamil. I used to read “Ananda Vikatan”, ”Kumudam” and “Kalkandu” by Tamilvanan”. And with family we used to see Tamil films, which was shown in only two theatres. One was “Janata” in Mulund where we stayed and “Aurora” in Kings Circle.
We had seen Sivaji and MGR films and listened to AIR (All India Radio), Ceylon Radio.

Then came again the transfer to Chennai in the 70’s. Now my passion for Tamil increased but could not take that second language in my college as the standard was very high.

I started reading novels, historical fictions based on facts. The authors were many. But those who impressed me most was Kalki, Chandilyan, Sujatha, Jayakanthan, Javar Seetharaman, Akilan, Ra Ki Rangarajan, Asoka Mitran and Vasanthi. There are other authors, which I might have missed. Bharathi impressed me the most. Even today I read love his songs on freedom for India and his love for ‘Kali’ the Mother or “Bharath Mata”.

Great literary works by Kamban, and other was beyond my reach of level of intelligence.
I used to visit discourses on these and listen.

Now the technology has improved and I just browsed for Tamil and various authors.

I was just flabbergasted by the search in Google. How many sites! What an information explosion! I will write on some of the sites that impressed me.

But I wonder how Kalki and other authors in the 1930′, and 40s’ without access to information on a click, could produce masterpiece of works like Ponniyin Selvan by Kalki in 1940’s. Still today it stands out as the best piece. Even youngsters are impressed by this historical novel based on Raja Raja Cholan.

Of course on religious Saints I love Abirami Andhadi by Abirami Bhattar and more than that “Tirupugahz” by Arunagiri Nathar and Nalayira Divya Prabhandam by the Alwars.

I got a forwarded mail with a PowerPoint Presentation with nice pictures. The file size is big around 700kb.
But the text and moral is more interesting.

Here it is:
A young lady was waiting for her flight in the boarding room of a big airport.

As she had to wait for hours, she decided to buy a book and to spend her time. She bought,a packet of cookies too.

She sat down on a armchair, in the VIP room of the airport, to rest and read in peace.

Beside the armchair where the packet of cookies were kept,a man sat down, opened his magazine and started reading.

When she ate the first cookie, the man took one also. She felt infuriated but didn’t say anything. She just thought: “What a nerve! If I was in the mood I would punch his eye so that he does not forget this daring!”

To each cookie she ate, the man ate another one. That was letting her fume up with rage but she couldn’t react.

When only one cookie remained, she thought: “ah… What will this abused man do now?”

Then, the man, divided the last cookie through the middle, giving her the other half.

Ah! That was too much! She was too angry! Then, she caught her book, caught her things and headed to the boarding place.

When she sat down on her seat, inside the plane, she looked into her purse to take her eyeglasses, and, for her surprise, her packet of cookies was there, untouched,closed!

She felt so ashamed!! She realized that she was the wrong one… She had forgotten that her cookies were kept in her purse.

The man divided his cookies with her, without feeling infuriated, nervous or mad…

…while she was very mad, thinking that he was dividing her cookies .
And there was no more time to explain herself… Nor to apologize!”

There are 4 things that u can’t recover…
The stone……after shot!

The word……after pronounced!

The occasion…… after lost!

The time……after gone!

A 26-year old decided to have a cup of coffee. He took a cup of water and put it in the microwave to heat it up (something that he had done numerous times before).

One is not sure how long he set the timer for, but he wanted to bring the water to a boil.

When the timer shut the oven off, he removed the cup from the oven. As he looked into the cup, he noted that the water was not boiling, but instantly the water in the cup “blew up” into his face.

The cup remained intact until he threw it out of his hand but all the water had flown out into his face due to the build up of energy.

His whole face is blistered and he has 1st and 2nd degree burns to his face, which may leave scarring. He also may have lost partial sight in his left eye.

General Electric’s (GE) response:

Thanks for contacting us. I will be happy to assist you. The e-mail
that you received is correct.

Microwaved water and other liquids do not always bubble when they reach the boiling point. They can actually get superheated and not bubble at all.

The superheated liquid will bubble up out of the cup when it is moved or when something like a spoon or tea bag is put into it.

To prevent this from happening and causing injury, do not heat any liquid for more than two minutes per cup.

After heating, let the cup stand in the microwave for thirty seconds before moving it or adding anything into it.

If you pass this on … you could very well save someone from a lot of pain and suffering.