Archive for November, 2007

Google Phone a Broken Dream

Never has so much been written about something that actually will not happen. The much-anticipated Google Phone now sounds like a pipe dream, but firmly in its place is Android, Google’s new software platform that it’s developing with a collection of partners for cell phones.

This anti-announcement was followed by a flood of reporting and analysis noting, among other things, that despite the platform’s Linux roots, it wouldn’t likely be “open.”

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Prayer for the US or any girls

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles, Please no bags
And please lift my butt before it sags.
Please no age spots, Please no gray
And as for my belly, Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you’ve done.

Five tips for a woman….
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn’t lie to You.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5 . It is very important that these four men don’t know each other.

Foot Note:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
“If we don’t get some support soon, people will think we’re nuts.”

Send this to five bright, funny women you know and make their day!

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World War III predictions by The Nostradamus Code and others

Using cutting-edge data mining techniques, Dr. Rathford sifted this complex word puzzle searching for significant patterns and relationships. Almost immediately, he came up with the predictive model known as The Nostradamus Code.
When the prophecies-within-prophecies are deciphered, the hidden timeline of World War III is revealed. A sample of the new predictions include:
A conflict between the US and Iran
The next major terrorist attack on the US
Osama Bin Laden
The nuclear destruction of Rome
Wikipedia has this to say:
World War III (abbreviated WWIII), or the Third World War, is a term used to describe a hypothetical conflict on the scale of World War I and World War II, or even larger, such as a nuclear holocaust. Most usages of the term assume the use of weapons of mass destruction such as nuclear, biological or chemical weapons. On rare occasions, actual events, such as the Cold War or the War on Terror, are referred to as World War III.

The site http://www.threeworldwars.com has this to say:

A Three World War scenario was developed several decades ago (see Conspiratorial History). Two World Wars have already been achieved, and the Third and final World War envisions an attack on Iraq, Iran and/or Syria as being the trigger to set the entire Middle East into fiery conflagration. Once America is firmly entrenched into the Middle East with the majority of her first-line units, North Korea is to attack South Korea. Then, with America’s forces stretched well beyond the limit, China is to invade Taiwan. This will usher in the start of World War Three.

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Microsoft and Reliance IPTV

Microsoft and Reliance IPTV deal worth $500 million for IPTV

The IPTV services will first be launched in New Delhi and Mumbai, followed by the other metros, said RADAG chairman Anil Ambani. “Reliance will enjoy exclusive deployment rights for the Microsoft platform in India,” he added.

Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer and Ambani were present at the announcement ceremony.
The service will be interactive, personal and hi-tech, said Anil Ambani.

Ambani also said that Reliance would launch direct-to-home (DTH) services in the country in the next few months. There are currently 100 million TV homes in India, he pointed out.

Microsoft will power the service through a sophisticated fiber optic network in the country.

Also present were Ravi Venkatesan, chairman, Microsoft India, and Prakash Bajpai, president, Reliance Communications.

The companies would also co-operate on rural broadband, mobile telephony, gaming and entertainment in the Indian market.

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Save the Earth because it’s the only planet with chocolate

Earth is the only planet in our Solar system where chocolates are available. Now the varieties of chocolate in the market is countless.

The first chocolate:
First Chocolate For Eating
The inventor of ‘chocolate for eating’ is unknown, but in 1847, Fry & Sons of Bristol, which merged with Cadbury Limited in 1919, sold a ‘chocolate delicieux a manger’. Many people credit this as the very first chocolate bar for eating. John Cadbury added a similar product to his range in 1849, and by today’s standards these original chocolate bars would not be considered very palatable.
For more news click on the link below:
http://www.cadbury.co.uk/EN/CTB2003/about_chocolate/history_chocolate/eating_chocolate.htm

Latest News of First Chocolate
Residents of Central America were enjoying chocolate drinks more than 3,000 years ago, a half millennium earlier than previously thought, new research shows.
Archaeologists led by John Henderson of Cornell University studied the remains of pottery used in the lower Ulua Valley in northern Honduras about 1,100 BC.
Residue from the pots contained theobromine, which occurs only in the cacao plant, the source of chocolate, the researchers said in Monday’s online edition of Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.
The find dates the first use of chocolate to some 500 years earlier than previously known, they said.
The style of the pottery indicates that cacao was served at important ceremonies to mark weddings and births, according to the authors.
chocolate
Enjoy reading the link below and eat while you browse!
www.chocolatemonthclub.com/chocolatehistory.htm

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