Ambimama - India

DIE-VORCE!
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel.

Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice.
“I know we’ve been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce.”

The wife says nothing,
Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph.

The husband speaks again. “I don’t want you to try and talk me out of it,”
He says, “because I’ve been having an affair with your best friend,
And she’s a far better lover than you are.”

Again the wife stays quiet,
But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55
He pushes his luck. “I want the house,” he says insistently..

Up to 60..
“I want the car, too,” he continues.

65 mph.
“And,” he says, “I’ll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!”

The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.
This makes him nervous, so he asks her, “Isn’t there anything you want?”

The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
“No, I’ve got everything I need,” she says.
“Oh, really,” he inquires, “so what have you got?”

Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph,
The wife turns to him and smiles.
“The airbag.”

Moral of the Story :
Women are clever!

Don’t mess with them!
Just smile and pass this on to those who need a laugh!

Though Australia may escape from follow-on they will finish with a minimum 100 run short of India.

Kumble will declare early and set a reachable target for Australia. And with the Adelaide pitch helping spin and bounce Kumble and Harbhajan will make India win and level the series.

India is capable of giving to the world the cheapest car.
And good humour. Just see the cartoons in Hindi. Some of them needs translation for us Tamilians which will I will do later.

A nice video by DD. On the eve of Republic Day there is no time to analyze what our Politicians did and are doing to the country. It is a time to celebrate and look at the positive aspects of India.
The world cannot understand India as it is like “I’ which is the most difficult thing to understand. And those who understand the “I” in them become silent. If at all they speak or do, it is for the good of the entire Universe. “Sarve Jana Sukino Bhavanthu”
There is two ‘I’s in India. But is the third eye that is the strength of India.

The price is affordable at US$199. And you can buy online. really cool gift for Valentines Day.
Apple says:
Put Music, movies and TV shows in your Sweetheart’s pocket!

To buy visit Apple Store website.