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I got a forward. I only wish Dada retires. He has lost his image even in Bengal.
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My boys have batted poor. I bat worse than my boys:
I do not get out easily when I wink my eyes rapidly. I have the world record of making others run out.
I have only four ways of getting out
a) I close my eyes and purposely and hit the outgoing balls. I help fielders also close the eyes and catch the ball that I hit.
b) If I do not wink I get bowled. I have practiced this on Internet Cricket game.
c) If the crowds shout when I do not take run for a long time, I hit high so that all the 11 fielders have enough time to catch the ball.
d) I love Dalmia.and dadagiri and I get out easily when the bowler stares at me. Then I pull shirts out and wave at Nagma after a duck.
Positive approach:
I always stare at fielders who do their job well. And I run and pat the ones who are worst fielders but smile at me.
Motivation:
I do not find time to go to private places and be with My Girls, as I spend more time in the crease. But I do not score as I have to find reason for blaming other players.
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