Ambimama - India

After a long time I will be travelling by train. The quality of coaches, sanitation and comfort has improved in the Indian Railways. There is a need for the passengers also to stick to the basics of cleanliness. Once an Australian who was travelling with me said that compared to the price of a ticket in International standards, the quality and service of Indian Railways is very good.  I did not ask him further and wondered if he had travelled in unreserved compartments!

My dream is to travel along West Coast by Konkan Railways (OK Indian Railways) from Mangalore to Mumbai. Lot of bridges, tunnels and natural beauty on the Western Ghats to see!
The excellent state of Indian Railways with the longest track and largest volume of traffic in the World is possible thanks to the engineers and good administrators. But Laloo wants to take credit for it all by giving full page Ads! There are lots of websites for the jokes played on Laloo and the Biharis too enjoy them like Sardarji and Pathan jokes.
1. Laallu, his wife Rabri and son traveled by a South bound train.
Laloo was ccupying the lower berth, Rabri the middle berth and his son the top most berth in the train compartment.
The train stopped at one of the stations on the way back and the son asked Laloo to bring him a Cadburys chocolate. When Laloo and his son returned they found that a South Indian who couldn’t understand Hindi had occupied his son’s berth.
Upset and angry, Laloo called the Ticket checker & asked him to help. The Ticket checker said that he could not understand Hindi or Bihari so it would be nice if Laloo explained the whole situation to him in English.
So Laloo explained, “That man sleeping on top of my wife is not giving birth”
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2. India and Pakistan problem was successfully solved by our own Lalooji how:
During a meeting with the President of Pakistan, Lalooji told him that since u want Kashmir to be annexed to your country, “chalo hum aap ko aur ek freebie dethein hain…bihar bhi laylo” Mr.Musharaff immediately withdrew his demand for Kashmir.
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3. Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don’t Laugh). As she stood in front of yamraj, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind. She asked, “What are all those clocks?”
Yamraj answered, “Those are lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.” “Oh,” said Rabri, “Who’s clock is that?” That’s Gautam Buddha’s. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie.”And whose clock is that?” That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life.”
Rabri asked, “Where’s my Laloo’s clock?”
“Laloo’s clock is in my office”, replied yamraj, “I’m using it as a ceiling fan.
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4. After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to go modelling. Once he enters the herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo.
Next day the photo appears front page of a newspaper. GUESS THE CAPTION !! Laloo, third from left!